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The fielding team comes out to play cricket but
the bats men come out with real bats instead of cricket
bats.
Women started to run out of the field when insects
come out to play to play cricket.
Woman gets punched in the stomach because
she was watching sock her.
Post men find a goal post inside a
post box. Because it was a Goal Post.
Why do you get javelins get mistaken for
spears? Because its in spearing.
Goal keepers toe gets broken because the
football was replaced by a boaling ball.
What sport uses hair curlers as a game?
Gurling.
During a football match they found the time sign cut
in half. It was half time.
What do you call a fast runner?
An athlete.
Gym owner finds some boxes in his ring.
Because it was a boxing ring.
What do you call a illegal goal?
Bad goal.
What game is played in water?
Pool.
Why do you use an X when you play bow and arrows?
Because its a cross bow.
Curling.
What man made product is good at sports?
A match.
Person puts shopping basket in one end of the
room, whilst throwing balls into it.
He was playing Basket ball
Who invented the word soccer?
Socratees .
Person brings in their bike into the athletics track.
The person thought it was for bike racing.
Cricket player walks out with a real bat.
Apparently he did not know it was a Cricket bat.
Golfers storm of the golf course, when they see
students college courses on a Golf course.
Name a man made product that plays sports?
Did you know there is a type of food that can do back flips?
Yes a summer salt.
What do you call a shopping basket full of balls?
Basket Ball.
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