Doctor Doctor


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(1)

  Doctor doctor why did I change

your to Frank?

Simple I wanted to be frank with people.

 

 Doctor Doctor did you know there is an app for doctors?

Yes its called Dr App.

 

 
 
 

(2)

 Doctor doctor I can hear my hart!

Let me get my theus scope.

 

 Doctor Doctor my Doctor keeps on pressing me and saying sion?

Thats an Press cription.

 
 
 

(3)

 Doctor Doctor why do I see doctors standing on 

a yellow line?

Don't you! that an online doctor.

 

 Doctor Doctor I keep on seeing donkeys bottoms?

Thats ass-tonishing.


 
 
 

(4)

 Doctor doctor I found a bear in my head?

I'll bear that in mind.


Government changes the name GP to MGP.

Or Major General Practionar.


 
 
 

(5)

 What do surgical doctors do in their offices? Opperations.


What do doctors give to the Bionic Man

Anti bionics.


 
 
 

(6)

 What dose Dr mean ?

direct return.


 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

 

 
 
 

(7)

  Doctor doctor I have a rash on

my forehead.

Thats a rash decision.

 

 Doctor Doctor people keep on

ingnoring me?

Next.

 
 
 
(8)

Doctor doctor I feel like a chicken.

Have an egg.

 

 Doctor Doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Stop Monkeying around.

 
 
 

(9)

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop

hopping around?

Well hop to it.

 

 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

Your name is yourname.

 
 
 

(10)

 Doctor doctor there is a bear in my head? I'll bear that in mind.


What part of you body can doctors

listen to ?

your heart because they can have a

heart to heart.

 
 
 

(11)

Where dose the name doctor come from?

From the Doc lands.


Why do doctors play with needles?

         Because they play pock her.

 
 
 

(12)

What dose Dr mean ?

direct return.


 Doctor Doctor I forgot my name?

What's your name again.

 
 
 

(13)

 Doctor Doctor your back?

No I am infront.


Doctor Doctor whats your name?

Who!

 
 

(14)

Doctor Doctor I can't remember
your name? Who!

 

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

 
 
 

(15)

 Doctor doctor my wife is acting like a monkey?

Asker her to stop Monkeying around.

 

 Doctor Doctor I cannot stop hopping around?

Well hop to it.

 
 

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