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(1)

Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!

Teacher: I'll bear it mind


Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,
He called it O-dear.

  

 
 
 

(2)

Why do monkeys run in circles?

Because they are monkeying around


How do wolfs greet each other?
Howooooooo are you.


 
 
 

(3)

Whats the other way of spelling animal?
any-mal.

Did you know that foxes can dance?
The fox trot.

 
 
 

(4)

What type animals are irritating?
Badgers

Where do dogs live?
Barking.
 
 
 

(5)

Student: Miss a bear is stuck in my head!
Teacher: I'll bear it mind

Doctor find a dear in shape of an O,
He called it O-dear.
 
 
 

(6)

 Where do pigs put there money?
In a piggy bank.

What type of cream do they use?
Oink-ment

 
 
 

(7)

 We call going out a days out. What do Pigs call it?
Pigging out.

What do you call a vampire Pig?
A Count Pigular.

 
 
 

(8)

 We call going out a days out. What do Pigs call it?
Pigging out.

What do you call a vampire Pig?
A Count Pigular.

 
 
 

(9)

Why do animals all ways talk about
their tails? Because they are telling tails.

What do you call a pet with a degree?
pet degree.
 
 
 

(10)

What do you call a dangerious cat?
Catastrpohic.

Where can you find a hedge hog?
In the hedges.
 
 
 

(11)

What do you call a horse running in circules?
Horsing around.

What is a Giraffs favourite jewellery?
A necklace.

 
 
 

(12)

What do you call a horse running in circules?
Horsing around.

What is a Giraffs favourite jewellery?
A necklace.

 
 
 
(13)
What football team to frogs support?
Frogunal.

What do you call a high jumping frog?
A long jump.
 
 
 
(14)
What do birds do?
Tweet.

Where do hogs go to learn magic?
Hogwarts.
 
 
 
(15)
Name a type of walk that foxes do?
A fox trot.

Name a animal that is IT and Business savy?
Fox.
 
 
 
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